Checking In With Tesla

Bad things are happening, but the stock looks great

Once the Rockets are Up, Who Cares Where they Come Down?

Elon's very human problem

When They Fight, They Fight

Drama leads the news

Another Massive Coincidence

Musk's drug use breaking on his "last day at work" was probably just because the NYT finally figured it out.

JD Vance: A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

Let's Check In With Tesla

Not doing great, not doing as bad as they should

One Hand Wanks the Other

Musk's X transaction, and other ridiculous bullshit

Tax Cut Jesus' Blessings are Many and Varied

Who knew that a DOGE rampage at the IRS would lower revenue, other than anyone with a brain?

Rural Broadband is Still a Mess

Starlink isn't the answer

Continuing Resolution Update

House is strong, Senate is shrug emoji

Vibes Check

I agree that they're shifting slightly - Canada and Mexico reveal Trump's weakness

Like a Pebble in the Ocean

Trump's speech made no real news and is already mostly forgotten

Everything is Bleak, It's the Middle of the Night, You're All Alone and the Dummies Might Be Right

It's the chaos and uncertainty that will ultimately harm, but it will take time

Adjusting My Expectations

In Trump 2.0, I've been wrong when I didn't listen to the most strident voices

Petty Grift vs The Main Chance

Trump and Musk are playing two different games

Things Are Worse Than I Thought

The Budget Vote is Beyond Arm Twisting

You cried a tear, I wiped it dry / I put you up upon a pedestal so high

Reagan Is Nobody's Hero

And if I'm dipshit drunk on the pink perfume / I am the man in the fucking moon

Hierarchies explain Elon and Trump's relationship