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Checking In With Tesla
Bad things are happening, but the stock looks great
The Guardian printed an excerpt from a couple of Swedish (I think) journalists who were able to get their hands on a bunch of leaked documents. It may not surprise regular readers to know that Elon has done some stupid things with Tesla, including:
Flush door handles that are supposed to automatically release when an accident happens, but don’t, trapping occupants in a burning car.
Autopilot that disengages a second before a crash so Tesla can claim that autopilot was disengaged before an accident.
Claiming transparency about accidents but not releasing critical information about them.
Claiming that Teslas send telemetry constantly back to Tesla HQ, but omitting the fact that there are many circumstances when they don’t.
The piece also links to a YouTube video by an engineer who has almost 70 million subscribers. The video contains a number of experiments showing that a self-driving car with LIDAR, which his similar to radar but using lasers, out-performs a Tesla, which only uses cameras. This was Elon’s decision because the world’s smartest man figured that if humans could drive a car only using their eyesight, so could cars, so why have LIDAR?
Still, we have this:

I’ve written before that when Tesla gets to $200/share, Elon might be sweating a bit. The fanboys are keeping it well above that mark, no matter how many fact-based pieces show that these cars aren’t the amazing tech that Elon says they are.
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