Reader John sent me something I missed. I’m posting it as a typical example of Trumpian grift. It’s small bore, pretty unimaginative and, though disgusting and illegal, probably won’t make a huge difference in the future of the country. Most importantly, it will likely be forgotten in a few days:

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President Trump said he is planning to introduce a new visa to attract rich foreigners to America — something he is calling a "gold card."

For $5 million, people will be able to apply to become lawful permanent residents. Trump said the program would be rolled out in two weeks, would bring in "very high-level people," and said the proceeds from the program could help pay down the deficit.

(NPR)

If you bother to read the piece, John says to be sure to note the last part about Trump being “tongue-in-cheek”. That’s a nice touch from the DC-poisioned media brain of the Nice Polite Republicans.

Now let’s look at someone who is not small-bore corrupt, has an imagination about how vastly he can fuck the country, and has some follow through.

I mercifully didn’t include the video here, but when I was at the gym this morning, I noted that Elon seemed a lot more buttoned down, probably thanks to Xanax, I’m guessing. He was running the meeting when I saw it. He apparently was happy to share his many opinions about how many people should be in government.

This is the second way in which Elon’s grift is a whole lot worse than Trump. When Trump goes to court, he delays and delays, a trick he learned from Roy Cohn. It’s pretty effective. Elon just ignores court orders. His DOGErs were supposed to release the USAID money they were trying to steal to fund King Musk’s tax break, but they simply didn’t do it. And, prediction, they won’t do it again. Then, what? “How many armies does Judge Ali have” is probably the considered position of our new King.

Everyone, including me, thought we would be dealing with the small-bore Trumpian grift. Instead, we got a main chancer.

(If I’m wrong and anyone out there predicted Musks’ role prior to Trump’s election, let me know. I want to follow this Nostradamus.)

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John S.1 year ago

Well, at least all the late night talk shows treated this story with the appropriate level of contempt and disgust. Maybe journalists need to start taking lessons from Kimmel and Colbert.

Jon Stewart can suck eggs. Even when he’s on a righteous rant against MAGA (like this past Monday) he just can’t help but to include a pointless and gratuitous swipe at Biden.

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Betty Cracker1 year ago

The latest development is that SCOTUS "paused" the order and gave the plaintiffs until noon Friday to respond. Jesus.

I second your desire to follow any Nostradamus who predicted the scope of the current shit-show. I also figured it would be smaller bore.

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John S.1 year ago

It’s amazing how delicate these lower level judges are being in their approach to the current shitshow, especially when they must know the lawless SCOTUS doesn’t play by the same rules.

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C P1 year ago

I feel bad doing the long-distance armchair-doctor thing after last summer, but I'm seriously starting to wonder: what are the odds that Trump has become actually-factually unable to function even to the questionable extent that he did in his first term? What are the odds that he actually is turning into a vegetable in the exact same way we were told Biden was?

We know he's getting worse: even in his first term long-term observers were commenting how much less coherent he was than twenty years earlier. And he was much worse than that all of last year: he was having a "Biden debate moment" damn near every week, even if the press was furiously cleaning up behind him. But most of all, someone who all his life has been the guy who cannot stand to be anything but the center of attention even for ten seconds is suddenly happy to just sit there like a bump on a log? Something stinks.

It could just be that he's scared of Musk. It could also be that he's going completely senile.

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mister mixAuthor1 year ago

He's definitely enfeebled. I feel like he could "post through it" like the kids say -- meaning, just keeping running his mouth and saying idiotic things for a long time before we'd see that he's totally lost the plot.

The Elon thing is probably Trump thinking Elon is over him in the hierarchy, and maybe Trump liking that Elon is actually doing things, unlike the usual toadies that he has, who are so incredibly incompetent that they do basically nothing.

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C P1 year ago

Yeah, that's my other working theory - that Trump thinks Elon is over him in the hierarchy, or at least is afraid he is and afraid to force the issue. Their support bases both among the people and within the system overlap way too much, and Trump has no way of knowing that in the event of a confrontation they'd side with him and not Musk, especially now that he's made Musk the sole enforcer of his will. Since he's a pathological coward, that means he gives Musk a free hand.

I'm not sure which of the theories I'd hang my hat on between that and full-blown senility. Of course, as the kids say, por que no los dos. That's a happy thought.

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C P1 year ago

Yeah, that's my other working theory - that Trump thinks Elon is over him in the hierarchy, or at least is afraid he is and afraid to force the issue. Their support bases both among the people and within the system overlap way too much, and Trump has no way of knowing that in the event of a confrontation they'd side with him and not Musk, especially now that he's made Musk the sole enforcer of his will. Since he's a pathological coward, that means he gives Musk a free hand.

I'm not sure which of the theories I'd hang my hat on between that and full-blown senility. Of course, as the kids say, por que no los dos. That's a happy thought.