King Elon and Vassal Trump

Checking In With Tesla

Bad things are happening, but the stock looks great

Once the Rockets are Up, Who Cares Where they Come Down?

Elon's very human problem

When They Fight, They Fight

Drama leads the news

Another Massive Coincidence

Musk's drug use breaking on his "last day at work" was probably just because the NYT finally figured it out.

JD Vance: A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

Let's Check In With Tesla

Not doing great, not doing as bad as they should

One Hand Wanks the Other

Musk's X transaction, and other ridiculous bullshit

Tax Cut Jesus' Blessings are Many and Varied

Who knew that a DOGE rampage at the IRS would lower revenue, other than anyone with a brain?

Rural Broadband is Still a Mess

Starlink isn't the answer

Continuing Resolution Update

House is strong, Senate is shrug emoji

Vibes Check

I agree that they're shifting slightly - Canada and Mexico reveal Trump's weakness

Like a Pebble in the Ocean

Trump's speech made no real news and is already mostly forgotten