Turkey Day

First and most importantly, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone out there in the mist. I’m thankful that Mister Mix gave me the opportunity to impart my thoughts/insights/views based on my experiences as a federal candidate and, basically, as my future website tagline states, whatever other oxygen-deprived musings I manage to formulate while living at high altitude in the mountain west.

🙏🏻

Now for my turkey awards:

This person is actually our ambassador to Greece.

Are you fucking kidding me?! (I wanted this to be my standard response every time my respective opponents in my fed races did or said something ridiculous. Sadly, I was vetoed by my campaign team).

This guy (and his eyes) is actually the head of the FBI:

Again, AYFKM?! Not sur if you’ve heard, but two National Guardsmen were shot in DC today. It’s a tragedy (and one that never should have happened b/c the Guard never should have been deployed to DC for political grandstanding purposes). Nonetheless, the perpetrator(s) should pay the price for their actions through our justice system. But this guy got up at a news conference and made a fool of himself - again. He’s good at that.

Finally, the grand prize award winner for turkey of the year:

Hmmmm. Will Sean Duffy send the airport clothing police out to arrest this man? But I digress. This very sick person - not a doctor, not a scientist, former heroin addict - admitted that he directed the CDC to change their website to state that there is no proof that vaccines don’t cause autism (because they haven’t studied every possible way that they might cause autism).

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Hope you are spending it with loved ones and/or taking some time out to just enjoy life. It’s the only one we get…