Stochastic Terrorist Bingo

This guy's card is pretty full.

Here’s the bio of the 57 year-old white Minnesota assassin. I called out a few of these yesterday, and missed a few:

Work: While his exact employment status was unknown, we know that Boelter had worked for a security company, Praetorian Guard Security Services, which advertised a fleet of “police type vehicles” and other equipment that could potentially have aided him in appearing to be law enforcement. The firm was registered to Boelter’s home address and listed a woman who is apparently his wife as president and CEO.

Religion: He is an outspoken evangelical Christian who traveled to Africa to tell his story and, in at least one sermon, pointedly questioned American morals on sexual orientation, according to videos and social media posts reviewed by CNN.

Hit list: Names on a list found in his car, which CNN obtained, are largely Democrats or figures with ties to Planned Parenthood or the abortion rights movement. The list included lawmakers such as Rep. Ilhan Omar and Sen. Tina Smith.

Political views: He largely shied away from political posts in his publicly available social media feeds and did not discuss abortion rights in any religious speeches reviewed by CNN. In one talk he gave in the Democratic Republic of Congo in 2023, he appeared sharply critical of LGBTQ rights.

Link to victim: He served on a state board with Hoffman, records show. In 2019, Gov. Tim Walz put Boelter on the Governor’s Workforce Development Board – a group of business owners who recommend policies to the state government. It’s unclear how closely Boelter and Hoffman interacted in that role, if at all.

Party affiliation: Boelter registered to vote as a Republican in the early 2000s, state records show. A state document listing his 2019 appointment to a development board noted that he had “no party preference.”

No record: A search of Minnesota criminal records showed no cases against Boelter aside from some traffic charges.

Education: Boelter’s LinkedIn page states he had a doctorate in educational leadership and a master’s of science in management, both from Cardinal Stritch University in Milwaukee, and he used the prefix Dr. on his website and social media.

Family: Social media posts indicate he has multiple children.

Home: Boelter had a property outside the small town of Green Isle, about 50 miles west of Minneapolis, according to records.

So, I missed the religion, but clearly hates the gays and women who have abortions, which was easy to call. Also, he might have multiple children, but he’s divorced or separated, because I saw an interview with his roommates, who were two guys.

There will be more attention paid to the few people who chucked rocks and challenged cops yesterday than to the fact that this guy isn’t an anomaly or a one-off. There are lots of angry older white divorced assholes who are making plans like his as we speak.

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