So I didn’t get a chance to post about this numpty being treated extremely well by the cops on Martha’s Vineyard, after he’s making a federal case about not being served by a pierogie vendor there. The video is the kind of thing that I think we can all agree is how someone who tweets the following should be treated:

(This is typical of his slimy way of arguing — Romeo and Juliet exceptions are about young people close in age. He’s making a general point about fucking 16 year-olds. Similarly, if I recall the video correctly, he tries to muddy the distinction between the vendor not serving him, as a reprehensible person, versus him as someone who’s a member of the Jewish faith or some other protected class.)

I marked this “humor” but maybe I should have marked it “old white men are having real problems nowadays”. I witnessed a Dersh-like event, without the police involvement, at an office store the other day. This guy who looked to be in his 60s wanted to have copies made. However, it was Saturday morning and the place was staffed by two obviously incompetent young guys who were totally out of fucks to give. I was printing an Amazon return label and he asked me what I did, and he was kind of unpleasant and clearly frustrated. He complained about his wait for service (20 minutes, don’t know why he didn’t leave) When I tried to explain how the printer/copier worked, he got stuck on the fact that you had to pre-authorize your credit card for some amount of money. He didn’t understand “authorize” vs “pay”. He wasn’t really listening to me anyway. He was just looking for someone to validate his anger, which I wouldn’t do. He finally left in a huff the minute that one of the guys came over to the copy center and told him it was self-serve.

Basically, he wanted the world to work one way, and when it didn’t, his privilege overtook his flexibility. Same with Dersh, but he’s about 100X worse, since he thinks that he got away, legally, without understanding that people think he’s a gross perv who shouldn’t have gotten away. Living a pierogie-free life is nothing compared to the hell that he put Virginia Giuffre through.

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Kay W.1 year ago

Juvenile courts have been fine-tuning these policies for years. We can easily tell the difference between what might be an unwise/ unequal relationship and an illegal, abusive one. Sex offenders have made it pretty easy for us to tell with their behavior. No one in the real law world needs guidance from Fox pundits on this. We’re good, Alan! You can go back to cheering genocide now!

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

I heart Tiedrich:

"I will tell you this, however: should Dear Leader successfully lower the price of prescription drugs by fifteen hundred percent, I will forever shut the fuck up about him cheating at golf.

that’s a promise."

Positive energy!

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John S.1 year ago

We hold this truth to be self-evident: Alan Dershowitz is an asshole. Case closed.

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Kay W.1 year ago

I worked in juvenile courts for years. Prosecutors ROUTINELY make a distinction between younger teenager + older teenager and gross old men sleazing after young girls. They even have a term for it “the four year rule”. So a 14 yr old with an 18 year old bf will not be prosecuted, but a 14 year old with a 21 year old may be. Dershowitz is, at base, dishonest. All his arguments are like this - designed to deceive.

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

I might have served some pierogies to Dersh with a lil sumpin sumpin added while he wasn't looking (or even if he was looking). Hawk Tuah!

The gentleman at the copier could have swallowed his pride (hahahaha swidt) and asked for assistance instead of bitching and flouncing off - same amount of energy spent on task with different result (probable success). But it doesn't occur to some people that positive energy attracts positive outcomes.

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Ramalama (ding dong)1 year ago

Dan Savage, sex advice columnist-extraordinaire, has for ages been making the case about age discrepancies a la Romeo & Juliet. But he also qualifies the shit out of differences between a 17 or 18 year-old sleeping with a 16 year-old, and (mostly) men in their 20s, 30s, and beyond trying to sleep with a teenager.

DERSH, you're no Dan Savage. You're just a sad, wilted, dangerous pervert.

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Sepideh M1 year ago

In Colorado, we have Romeo and Juliet exceptions that allow for 3 years age difference to statutory rape for kids 14 and under and allows a 10 year age difference for minors who are older. I think that 10 year thing is a bit large.

A 15 yo and a 25 yo? Gross.

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mister mixAuthor1 year ago

Dersh's lack of self-awareness is astonishing. Dan Savage is an example of someone who can write about a thorny issue and qualifies and clarifies enough to make a sensible point.

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Sepideh M1 year ago

You left out the part that Dershowitz was Epstein's attorney attempting to discredit Epstein's victims.

This is from 2015. Two of Epstein's accusers were accusing Dershowitz himself, but the judge at the time threw out those accusations.

https://www.politico.com/blogs/under-the-radar/2015/04/judge-tosses-out-sex-claims-against-alan-dershowitz-205121

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mister mixAuthor1 year ago

Yeah, this would have been a very long post if I'd catalogued everything that asshole has done.

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Scott H1 year ago

Heh heh, we have some self-serve car washes here that are real throwbacks to pre-gentrification in terms of who hangs there, who washes their car there, etc.

They all "authorize" when starting to wash and it's hysterical to see google reviews of obvious "we didn't live here back in the day" transplants who clearly haven't found a more "demographic friendly" (to them) self-serve place bitch about "authorize" in the same manner you describe.

What impresses me most are people who take the time to reply and explain the difference to them.

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mister mixAuthor1 year ago

In real life, I'm a nice guy. I would have gladly spent a few minutes to walk him through it. But he was just too fixated on "lack of service" or whatever.