I was listening to the Josh Marshall podcast this morning, and co-host Kate Riga noted that Hegseth’s attitude and overall presence on the Signal chat was sort of like a cosplayer, a pretender, someone who wasn’t really up to snuff to serve but enjoys all the signs and signals of military service. He’s like a “tacticool” bro who can’t quite believe that he’s playing with the big boys.

Marshall also noted that the Chair of the Joint Chiefs should have been participating in this, but I’m guessing that even Trump’s pick for the spot is smart enough to stay off of an insecure chat conversation populated by dumb dumbs. It was Hegseth who put the most classified intel into the chat. I’m sure that the staff in the upper echelons of the Pentagon already recognize that this guy is a career ender and they’re routing around him as danger. CBS News is reporting [video] “frustration” and “embarrassment” from Pentagon staff.

Hegseth’s workout with SEALs revealed a new tattoo “kafir” in Arabic script under a Deus Vult (Crusader slogan) tattoo.

Hegseth is one brand of cosplayer, the bro with the anti-muslim tats who likes to do photo ops with SEALs, a branch that a ROTC Army officer like him can only dream about joining. (No shade on ROTC trained officers, btw, Hegseth is clearly an exceptionally bad

Kristi Noem is another Trump administration cosplayer. She likes to put on tactical gear and endanger innocents by going on ICE raids.

This is her latest, an appearance at the gulag where the accused gang members, which for ICE means people with tattoos, are rendered without due process. It’s a disgusting picture with an awful message, but she’s clearly in her element.

What cosplayers don’t understand is that it might be fun to imitate a bad guy at a comicon, but that’s just dress up and playing around. Now, both of these cosplayers have committed crimes that should get them in trouble in a sane world. Perhaps someday, when a truth and reconciliation commission meets, they will face some consequences. Until then, they’re enjoying dressing up and being on TV.

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Tam R1 year ago

Trump and his maladministration is a case study in the Dunning Kruger effect. These assholes are so smug, so sure they know it all. And Vance - don’t get me started on that motherfucker. He’s like all the overly confident assholes I had to endure in college classes. In two months these geniuses have dismantled our alliances, and done so much damage to our economy, our national security and our standing in the world.

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Tam R1 year ago

I apologize for the cursing. I don’t know the rules here and I should have asked. I actually censored myself.

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John S.1 year ago

I think we’re mostly self-policing here. I don’t mind the cursing.

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Sepideh M1 year ago

This is an offshoot of Balloon Juice. Swearing is required.

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Cheez Whiz1 year ago

To be fair, Kegstand and Noem, She-Wolf of ICE, are doing the job they were hired to do, perform for Trump. They are all suppsed to generate media content that shows the Trump administration being strong, punishing enemies, whether posing in front of scary guys behind bars or erasing DEI from websites. They think that because they work for Trump they are under his protection and immune to consequences, just like him. This is a good marker of how dumb they are.

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Sepideh M1 year ago

Noem is cos-playing Lynndie England.

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Scott H1 year ago

We were driving back from skiing on Wed and my wife was reading to me the annotated CNN report on the chat log.

The only person on that "call" who sounded even remotely competent?

JD Vance

Those were her words, not mine but if you go thru it, yeah, it appears that way.

That is in no way to say that JD Vance is competent, just that from the incredibly low bar of the assembled dude bros, he had a decent enough day...when grading on a curve.

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Tam R1 year ago

He can put a subject and verb together but that asshole is so incurious. He may have half a brain but it is cramped by his arrogance and inability to appreciate history. I just can’t with him. He absolutely be clowned himself in Greenland today. I don’t know when I’ve ever been so embarrassed and disgusted.

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

Stonekettle helps me hold on the shreds of my sanity:

"These guys fucked up so hard, the only way to fix it is to have Elon Musk eliminate the entire Executive Branch."

"I'd donate to a gofundme for some enterprising soon-to-be-fired Smithsonian employee turned hero to nab that portrait Trump had removed from the Colorado State Capitol Building and relocate it to the entrance of the Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery affixed with permanent adhesive."

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

Cosplay coders! Coming to real life in a matter of months, per Wired:

"DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months."

(Sadly, paywalled)

https://www.wired.com/story/doge-rebuild-social-security-administration-cobol-benefits/

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John S.1 year ago

As soon as Frank the Tank Bisignano gets confirmed as head of SSA, all bets are off. He couldn’t replace antiquated COBOL platforms at First Data without fucking they up royally, so he just kept patching shit together and buying up small companies to try and leverage their technology (with little success except for Clover which he also ruined).

Any Democratic senator that votes for him deserves to be shot into space.

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

GAH!

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C P1 year ago

I believe there were some histories of the 1920s and 1930s observing that fascism is, among other things, the aestheticization of politics.

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

If you haven't seen the movie Jo Jo Rabbit, I recommend it. It makes many points, yours being a big one.

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John S.1 year ago

That was a good movie. Wild to see the Nazis through the eyes of a child.