Jared Polis is in his last term as Colorado Governor and he decided that he wanted to spend almost $30 million for this:

That snaking walkway is the computer-rendered addition that he was advocating. Nobody wanted it. It was stupid. Influential news anchor Kyle Clark roasted it. Yet, Polis persisted. He, a supposed small-government libertarian, wanted his monument, so he launched an online public poll to gauge support for it. 94% of respondents opposed it.

So, RIP bridge to nowhere and the $1.5 million spent to study it and produce fancy renderings. Then, he posted this:

So this yutz, this maroon, wanted a stupid walkway and now he’s, what, throwing a pout? Acting out in public? I don’t get it. If only the energy on display here went into finding money for Colorado public schools, which are currently being funded by stealing from the road funds.

This guy is deeply weird in the way that almost every rich middle-aged white dude is odd. They think every idea coming out of their tiny little brains is gold, especially if everyone else is against it. They’re like the physical embodiment of that Gershwin song: “They all Laughed at Christopher Columbus when he thought the world was round … but oh ho ho, who has the last laugh now?” Nevermind the hundreds of others who thought the world was round, set off on voyages, and sank, never to be heard of again. Life is rarely as they imagine it: “Genius has great idea → Genius perseveres in the face of universal doubt → Genius is celebrated by all.” There’s a hell of a lot of luck and stupid ideas that are discarded along the way.

The fact that Polis spent so much time and effort on this stupid idea is disqualifying, and I hope he sinks into well-deserved obscurity when his term is over. Anyway, here’s Sarah Vaughn singing the theme song for mediocre rich white dudes:

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Scott H1 year ago

I was one of about a dozen people who spoke at the Capitol in front of an internal design committee. It was the first step in this process and they had never held public comment on anything prior to this.

I was the last speaker. The first dozen "against" folks provided level-headed reasons for why this project shouldn't be approved. Then I got up, looked his deputy Chief of Staff directly (she's on the committee by reason of representing the governor) and said:

"Make no mistake about it, this project is stupid."

I've been in several meetings since with people and groups getting ready for the next steps in opposing this at the City of Denver level (it would have needed a zoning approval by our feckless City Council). During those meetings, one person who's worked for the governor's office on similar matters described his taste in art this way:

"He collects stuff that is best described as 'Salvador Dali Meets Pee Wee Hermann".

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mister mixAuthor1 year ago

I bet the deputy CoS thought it was a stupid project, too -- she just couldn't say it.

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

"I think Amanda Marcotte is onto something here.

During a roundtable in Pittsburgh last week, Trump claimed his uncle taught Kaczynski at MIT and that his uncle said the future terrorist was a “seriously good” student. This is not true. John Trump died in 1985, 11 years before Kaczynski was outed as the Unabomber. Plus, Kaczynski attended Harvard, not MIT. Trump’s story sounds an awful lot like a fake story that Epstein used to tell, according to Stuart Pivar, another old friend of Epstein’s who gave an interview to Mother Jones in 2019. “Jeffrey told me that he studied math at UCLA with the Unabomber, who was a math teacher,” Pivar said. This is also not true — Epstein didn’t go to UCLA and Kaczynski didn’t teach there. Trump no doubt has been thinking a lot about his 15 years of close friendship with the deceased sex offender. Some B.S. story he likely heard from his old friend bubbled into his brain, and he mixed it up with other B.S. stories he tells about his uncle."

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

Comment lifted from elsewhere

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John S.1 year ago

A truly inspired post!

Polis always creeped me out not just because he’s a libertarian middle aged white dude. He’s also Jewish, and for some reason I am more offended by douchebags from my own tribe.

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C P1 year ago

That's always been my view too, and the world would be a better place if more people shared it.

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Sepideh M1 year ago

In the days after the Molotov cocktail on Pearl St. Polis thought it would be a great idea to have an event right there where it happened. There were gunmen on the roof of nearby businesses to protect Polis, and it was freaking out the traumatized people who work downtown.

It was a very self-involved thing to do.

And he took the opportunity to elevate the group that was attacked. The group that was attacked has been downtown flying the flag of Israel every Sunday so that the hostages held by Hamas are not forgotten. In other words, during a time when there is rampant Islamophobia in the federal government, they thought that discounting Palestinian lives to focus on the hostages was an awesome thing to do.

I am still so really upset about it.

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

This post is a thing of beauty and a pleasure to behold.

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Ken In MN1 year ago

He won't fade into obscurity. He'll join Peter Thiel's authoritarian, tech bro, Nazi, crypto death cult...

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

GAH

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Sepideh M1 year ago

There are a lot of tech bros who are rich and into politics.. I think Polis would probably sit closer to Reid Hoffman or Tim Gill than Peter Thiel.

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C P1 year ago

Well, he might not.

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mister mixAuthor1 year ago

He's going to run for President, too, at some point.

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TBone Dinosaur1 year ago

I fart in his general direction.

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C P1 year ago

Hard not to think of the Khrushchev quote, which ironically you normally hear from libertarians: "politicians are all the same, they build bridges even where there are no rivers."

I mean... as ridiculous a time-waster as this seems, good on him for abiding by the poll results, I guess? Musk, Trump, or Romney would've just gone back and "unskewed" the polls, then gone full speed ahead on the bridge. God, the bar in U.S. politics these days really is lower than a snake full of buckshot, isn't it.

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mister mixAuthor1 year ago

Yeah, this is actually a pretty harmless little episode by current standards, and he did abide by the poll once he got shellacked in it. Denver Reddit has been all over this and I'm guessing the online poll was stuffed, but hey, it was his dumb idea to have an online poll in the first place...

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Scott H1 year ago

The poll gave him cover.

It was telegraphed to him, I've been involved with people and groups on this issue from the gitgo, that he could expect massive City-wide push back and that we were already starting to reach out to City Council members telling them they sure as shit better vote 'no' when this came up for a zoning change.

Normally our feckless City Council would ignore anything that came from a non-developer or associated shill. But in this case, they were getting messaging from a fairly broad set of people saying this idea was beyond stupid and if the legislature wasn't gonna stand up to our glibertarian, techbro governor, they sure as hell better.

By this time last week, Polis knew he'd get nothing but horrible press from Kyle Clark on down, a massive push back from a broad set of actual Denver residents.

He can't be gone soon enough.

And if he runs for President, he'll crash and burn early. You heard it here first.

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C P1 year ago

"They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now!"

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Sepideh M1 year ago

Polis bought his way into politics with the money from putting the Blue Mountain greeting card company (his family's company) on the internet during the first dot com boom.

He spent a lot of money on a school board run, and that allowed him to be a "serious politician."

He has spent philanthropic dollars on a number of charter schools, and the vaccination rate in those charter schools is abysmal. Libertarian galaxy brain prevents him from saying anything positive about vaccines whether or not he vaccinates his own children. It's like he doesn't believe in public health, and we could withstand this goofy nonsense when it wasn't in control of the federal government. Now, we need people who are loud and proud pro-vaccine.