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Goddam these fuckers are all sick perverts
Content warning: don’t read this while eating lunch.
Judd Stone, the former Solicitor General of Texas resigned from his position in 2023 following sexual harassment complaints from colleagues in which he allegedly discussed “a disturbing sexual fantasy [he] had about me being violently anally raped by a cylindrical asteroid in front of my wife and children,” according to documents filed this week as part of a lawsuit against Judd. […]
The letter recounts two October 2023 meetings in which two female employees of the Texas Attorney General’s Office, Webster, and Ralph Molina, the deputy first assistant attorney general of Texas, discussed Stone’s alleged harassment. Much of the described harassment allegedly took place while Stone took a leave of absence from the attorney general’s office to formally defend Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton in impeachment proceedings.
“Through many tears, she told me stories of Judd discussing sexual things with her, specifically regarding a disturbing sexual fantasy Judd had about me being violently anally raped by a cylindrical asteroid in front of my wife and children. According to this employee, Judd publicly described this in excruciating detail over a long period of time, to a group of OAG employees, Office of the Governor employee(s), federal judges, and other non-government employees at a table,” Webster wrote in the letter. “The female employee conveyed that she was so disgusted by the violent sexual nature of the discussion that she left the table to get away from it. When she came back, people at the table harassed her, joking that she ‘couldn’t handle people talking about dicks.’”
What. the Fuck. is wrong with these people? An asteroid? Jesus. The guy isn’t even a youth minister!
And by “these people” I mean people like New Hampshire State Rep Jess Edwards, who opposed a bill raising the minimum age for marriage to 18 with these words:
“… If we continually restrict the freedom of marriage as a legitimate social option, when we do this to people who are a ripe, fertile age and may have a pregnancy and a baby involved, are we not, in fact, making abortion a much more desirable alternative, when marriage might be the right solution for some freedom-loving couples?” he said.
One guess at which party Edwards is from. Here are some more conservatives at work:
TOPEKA (KSNT) – A new report has been released from the Kansas Bureau of Investigation focusing on allegations of sexual abuse of children by members of the Catholic clergy in Kansas.
The report, ordered on Nov. 15, 2018 by Kansas Attorney General Derek Schmidt, comes from the KBI and also focuses on investigating criminal allegations of sexual abuse from clergy members associated with the Society of Saint Pius X (SSPX), a non-traditional branch of the Catholic Church. […]
No charges have been filed yet due to statute of limitations concerns, according to the KBI. The investigation identified 188 clergy members suspected of committing various criminal acts, to include: aggravated criminal sodomy, rape, aggravated indecent liberties with a child and aggravated sexual battery.
SSPX is one of those weirdo Latin Mass anti-Vatican II orders, though the Catholics apparently recognize them as legitimate.
But I guess we need to stop saying “weird” because it upset some donors, and we should avoid hyperbolic rhetoric.
(Green Balloons is from this old Balloon Juice post.)
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